His face says it all 12 comments
acegalaxi
· 6 years ago
Today was a bad day.
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Who has a friend like this? 11 comments
acegalaxi
· 6 years ago
As modern humans we need to support each other. Go out there and do stuff. Doesn't have to be a workout, but just a brief walk is a start.
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Guys we need standards too. Rise up 10 comments
These panic moments 4 comments
acegalaxi
· 6 years ago
When you're in a Bukkake porn and start drinking a cup of cum, then while you're not looking, someone sticks their dick up your bum.
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Between that shit and the shower shark kid, we can probably find some1 who'd f*ck fire/air 3 comments
Are you comfortable with nudity? 6 comments
Always in Monopoly 2 comments
acegalaxi
· 6 years ago
Yes. The success is rolling three doubles in a row. Then comes the suffering of going to jail.
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*The nose is short.* 12 comments
acegalaxi
· 6 years ago
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"
SHE grows a dick n fucks Pinocchio.
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Edited 6 years ago
SHE grows a dick n fucks Pinocchio.
Why not 3 comments
acegalaxi
· 6 years ago
Yeah yeah yeah. Bear with me, so the white guy had sex with a black girl, who had had sex with a black guy and some of the black guys sperm ended up on the white guys peepee and then he had sex with his white wife and transferred the black guys sperm to her vajayjay. Yeah?
"Just one more game" 8 comments
acegalaxi
· 6 years ago
That look your gf gives you when you had plans to see the boys on Friday night but she just heard you finish the phone convo with Jeff saying it's been cancelled.
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How do you not notice this in blueprints? 4 comments
acegalaxi
· 6 years ago
It's a dude doing jumping jacks to get heathy at the Newmarket Health Centre.
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Tweets are not memes, but they can be funny 10 comments
