Selfie stick is cheaper than raising that thing.

Sounds a lot like Bunbury. Western Australia. We'd do the same thing, mate

Australians have always known this.

das not how you spell 'backwards'

I'm not sure of his name. But his face rings a bell.

The BEST kind.

Did you Stell it from someone??

My sex life is like a Ferrari. From start to finish in 3.4 seconds.

My sex life is like a Ferrari. Expensive.

Whoa. Feels bad man. That sux to hear.

To see the spiders?

I see a little silhouetto of a man!

I was like 'shouldn't all girls have a middle part? Isn't that called the torso where the heart and other vital organs are housed??'. Then it hit me. Hair. Derp.

I'm tide up right now.

I like your see-holes.

Get him a guide person.

Cunt Punt.

Add in Bohemian Rhapsody and the trifecta is complete!

For these puns, I do not carrot all.

Keep your doors locked?

He looks like troll face

Brings a tear to my eye.