abstermonk
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The seal is perfectly illuminated for about one minute on Veterans Day every year 7 comments
abstermonk
· 10 years ago
That's probably the reason for the velvet rope stopping people from going near it.
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Simple man 12 comments
abstermonk
· 10 years ago
Maybe see didn't have any. I never have any at my house. But we have plenty of paper!
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That took quite a turn 18 comments
abstermonk
· 10 years ago
Uh.. ya kinda have to touch the d*ck to be jacking off. And get the pleasure.
Yep 15 comments
I get so much homework on the weekend I can't do anything 8 comments
abstermonk
· 10 years ago
All my classes have the possibility of changing when we get back so I have no homework.
Don't stop practicing 6 comments
Oh silly teacher 8 comments
2014 has been an interesting year... 19 comments
abstermonk
· 10 years ago
It's what the shovel girl yells at the girl while she's throwing the shovel.
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I pity the mailman 16 comments
Children of p*rn stars share weird stories 9 comments
Sometimes Urban Dictionary wins at life 24 comments
abstermonk
· 10 years ago
"Retarted"
Good job looking stupid as you try to call someone else stupid.
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Good job looking stupid as you try to call someone else stupid.
I made a big mistake 7 comments
This is what some kid wore to my school for pajama day 15 comments
abstermonk
· 10 years ago
By the looks of it school hadn't started so he can't get in trouble for it. I'm sure he bought clothes and I don't see how this would make people uncomfortable but super cleavage and shorts that barely cover anything don't.
This is what some kid wore to my school for pajama day 15 comments
abstermonk
· 10 years ago
Shouldn't that be a good thing that he is comfortable in his body enough to wear that?
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Me. 12 comments
abstermonk
· 10 years ago
The birds picture is like "Ahhhhh birds. I love birds."
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Edited 10 years ago
End the unrealistic cop standards 10 comments
