I think it goes
...if you broke your elbow

soviet

wait a minute

i wanna vom

no .

oh my god hahahahaha

digested*

omg tha last one dead

omggg

but what if it was with mike pence ?

yes

bahahhahahahahahah

cringe

He’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

Elliot awoke one autumn morning to a gentle breeze caressing the fair skin of his exposed rear. As the air was somewhat too cool for his liking he extended an arm to shut the window, his muscles flexing with the movement. A second later Elliot flipped over onto his back, this time presenting his nether regions to the fresh September air. Suddenly, with a masculine groan, he stood up from his bed and put on boxers, his morning erection prodding through the soft fabric. Walking through the hallway, however, Elliot’s crotch settled into more of a curved bulge as the memories of tonight’s sensual dreams faded away. He crotchily groined over to the kitchen and assed open the cupboard, looking for his buns.

what kind of 2008 meme is this

- not complaining about back hurting from hunching over a laptop all day

I lost it at internetofshit

wait a minute, how dis you find out anything about the cause of passing out if you just left him there

mild?

so he’ll basically be taking ariel’s tounge? lol

bahahshhahahahahahhahahaha

let me feel my oatssss