I thought it's said scary painting instead of spray painting. I was like "Nope, nope, not really scaring me". Then I realized I misread.

Is it just me or does that alien look like it's on A History Channel show saying "Humans".

I see what you did there...

Looks like the happiest place on earth

You look at their Instagram pictures. It's a Santa wish list with clothes and a bible on the list.

He will get nominated for best coffee store but never win

Sunday by Rebecca black. Also she is thinking of releasing Monday later this year.

Wait a second. WTF!
"Bans Doritos... Number one cause of NATURAL DISASTERS."
Can someone explain? Not to be picky but I was a little confused. Like somebody opens a pack of Doritos in Oregon and all of the sudden a hurricane comes in and wipes out South Florida. Lol.

Rocket? Rocket is that you? You must have ate a lot in the depression of groot taking a long time to revive.

Guess who's parents made some "donations" to the team.

The puns are strong in this one.

"Come here children"
*pups come closer"
"What are your last words father"
"The golden bones... They are hiiiddddeeeen...."
"Hurry tell us, tell us"
"Under the..." *dies*
"Noooooooooo!"
There were no golden bones, trolldog strikes again.

"I lost it at my precious"
"So did Smeageol"
Hahahahaha

This must be a mixed breed because Shiba inus won't even look at a bathtub

Mr. Turner then commented to the scientist beside him: "Cee! Me is undumber then yoo!"